Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Where are you going?" asks his wife.
"To the kitchen," he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" she asks.
"Sure," he says.
She says, "Maybe you should write it down so you'll remember."
"I'll remember," he says
"Well, I would also like some strawberries on top," she says.
"You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget."
"I can remember that," he says, as he begins to loose his patience. "You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I would also like whip cream on top," she adds, "I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
Hopping mad he says, "I don't need to write that down! I will remember just fine." He fumes into the kitchen to get the food.
20 minutes later he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where the hell is my Pineapple juice?"