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Apr 11, 2016

Billing For A Night - Joke

A ladies’ man stops for the night at a country hotel and as he signs in, he notices a beautiful blonde sitting alone at the hotel bar.

While the receptionist is sorting out the paperwork, he saunters over to the blonde and returns a couple of minutes later with the girl on his arm.

Grinning, he says to the receptionist, “Would you believe it! I’ve just bumped into my wife, so we’d better have a double room.”

The following morning, he goes to pay his bill and discovers it’s for more than £2,000.

“What the hell’s this for?” he splutters. “I’ve only been here one night.”

"Of course, Sir, but your wife has been here for more than a week!”

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