While the receptionist is sorting out the paperwork, he saunters over to the blonde and returns a couple of minutes later with the girl on his arm.
Grinning, he says to the receptionist, “Would you believe it! I’ve just bumped into my wife, so we’d better have a double room.”
The following morning, he goes to pay his bill and discovers it’s for more than £2,000.
“What the hell’s this for?” he splutters. “I’ve only been here one night.”
"Of course, Sir, but your wife has been here for more than a week!”