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Apr 11, 2016

Eat em down - Funny Joke

A man selling vacuum cleaners appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and  without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet.

He said," If this new magic cleaner doesn't pick up every bit of dirt, I'll eat it."

The woman who by this time was losing her patience, said "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that cleaner; I would have paid my electricity bills before they cut it off. Now what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

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