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Apr 11, 2016

Heavenly Treatment - Jokes

An old couple, married for over 50 years, die within a week of each other and arrive in heaven at the same time.

Once the paperwork has been seen to, an angel escorts them to their new accommodation.

After living in a small terraced cottage all their lives, the new house is like a palace. Set in two acres of land, it has its own swimming pool and a double garage with “his” and “hers” cars.

The old man turns to his wife in astonishment and says, “Well, bugger me, Pam, if you hadn’t stopped me drinking and smoking, I’d have been enjoying all this years ago."

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