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Apr 11, 2016

Joke - The Drunk & The Cop.

The City Police were given orders to clean up the neighbourhood.


That night a drunk staggered towards a constable and said:



"Excuse me offisher, what time is it?"



The cop replied, "It's one o'clock," and bonked him on the head with his baton.



"Jeezz," said the drunk. "I'm glad I didn't ask you an hour ago!" 

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