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Apr 11, 2016

Long Planks - Funny Jokes

Buddy, in his pickup truck, drove into a timber yard. He walked into the office and said, "I need some plenks."

The clerk said, "You mean planks, don't you?"

Buddy said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant planks."

"Alright. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After awhile, Buddy returned to the office and said, "For a long time. We're gonna build a house."

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