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Apr 17, 2016

Mistake - Hilarious Joke

A man walks along a lonely beach.

Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks.

Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG!

So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.

The deep voice says: OPEN!

Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO! Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.

The deep voice says: ROULETTE!

So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

The deep voice says: 27! He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27.

Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball. The ball stops at the 26.

The deep voice says: SHIT!

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