However, he forgot to turn the microphone off and the passengers then heard him turn to his co-pilot and say, “Well, Jack, I can’t wait to get down. I shall finish up the paperwork and then take that gorgeous new air stewardess back to my place.”
Hearing this, the poor air stewardess blushed madly and rushed up the aisle to warn him, but on the way, she tripped over a bag and fell sprawling on the floor.
An old lady sitting next to the aisle, bent down and whispered to her. “It’s all right, dear, you’ve got plenty of time. He’s got to finish his paperwork first."