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Apr 11, 2016

Short Funny Cat Quiz

Q: What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?

A: Sandy Claws.

Q: Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?

A: Your lap.

Q: Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?

A: Because it squeaked.

Q: What side of the cat has the most fur?

A: The OUT-side.

Q: What is a cat's favorite car?

A: The Catillac.

Q: What kind of cat will keep your grass short?

A: A Lawn Meower.

Q: Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?

A: Because each of them was guilty of Purrjury.

Q: Why did the cat run from the tree?
A: Because it was afraid of the bark!

Q: What is the cat's favorite magazine?

A: Good MouseKeeping.

Q: How many cats can you put into an empty box?

A: Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

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