A: Sandy Claws.
Q: Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
A: Your lap.
Q: Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
A: Because it squeaked.
Q: What side of the cat has the most fur?
A: The OUT-side.
Q: What is a cat's favorite car?
A: The Catillac.
Q: What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A: A Lawn Meower.
Q: Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
A: Because each of them was guilty of Purrjury.
Q: Why did the cat run from the tree?
A: Because it was afraid of the bark!
Q: What is the cat's favorite magazine?
A: Good MouseKeeping.
Q: How many cats can you put into an empty box?
A: Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.