Apr 14, 2016

St. Peter And The Lawyer Joke

"One day, a teacher, a doctor and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, 'What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it.'

The teacher answered quickly, 'That would be the Titanic.' St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter then turned to the doctor and decided to make the question a little harder, 'How many people died on the ship?'

Fortunately the doctor had just seen the movie and answered, 'About 1,500.'

'That's right! You may enter.'

St. Peter then turned to the lawyer and said, "Name them"

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