St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, 'What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it.'
The teacher answered quickly, 'That would be the Titanic.' St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter then turned to the doctor and decided to make the question a little harder, 'How many people died on the ship?'
Fortunately the doctor had just seen the movie and answered, 'About 1,500.'
'That's right! You may enter.'
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer and said, "Name them"