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The Best Sardarji Joke Ever

A Sardarji was in a Quiz Contest.

The questions were as follows:

1) How long was the 100 year war?

A) 116

B) 99

C) 100

D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this" .

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRAZIL

B) CHILE

C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students.

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY

B) SEPTEMBER

C) OCTOBER

D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public.

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER

B) ALBERT

C) GEORGE

D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards.

5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

A) CANARY BIRD

B) KANGAROO

C) PUPPY

D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies,

Then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453.

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador.

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November.

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again.

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