At least two nights a week for twenty years Buddy had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.
When Buddy entered the den he was surprised to see a thief. The man held him at gunpoint and continued to rob the house.
As the thief was about to leave Buddy said, "You have to go and meet my wife."
The thief said, "Why would you want me to meet your wife?"
Buddy replied, "Well, she's been expecting you for the past 20 years."