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Apr 17, 2016

Unsaid - Funny Parrot Joke

A lady was walking down the street to work when she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot and again it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now.

The next day as the lady was passing the store, the parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said to the manager that if the bird did not stop calling her ugly, she would sue the store and kill the bird.

The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that evening the parrot called on to her, "Hey lady"

She paused and said, "Yes?"

The bird said, "You know."

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