Crossword At The Pub - Joke

A man walks into a pub, orders a pint of beer and asks the barman if he can borrow the pub’s newspaper and do the crossword.

The barman thinks for a moment and then replies, “I’d just like to ask you a couple of questions first. Tell me, when a sheep dumps why does it come out in little dottles?”

The man shook his head. “I don’t know.”

“OK,” said the barman. “What about cows, why does it come out in a round ‘pat’?”

Again the man shook his head.

“Listen, mate,” said the barman scornfully. “You don’t know shit, so I don’t reckon you’ll be able to do the crossword"
Crossword At The Pub - Joke Crossword At The Pub - Joke Reviewed by Sandipan Chakraborty on April 17, 2016 Rating: 5

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