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8 Funny Signs From Around The World

Wherever you look these days you'll see a sign. Some are very useful, pointing us in the right direction and keeping us safe. Others are just plain odd, but at least they give us a good laugh. Below are eight of the funniest from around the world. Enjoy! Now I'm no expert when it comes to keeping the locations of nuclear bunkers a secret. But I'm pretty sure putting up a road sign that points to it isn't a great start. Maybe it's a bluff, and to get to the Secret Nuclear Bunker you actually have to turn right? Or it could be a double bluff, or a triple bluff?! It looks like it could be a pretty clever sign after all! Dog owners will be used to seeing signs warning that their canine must 'behave' itself in an area, but this one is certainly new to me. It's funny, but clear. If you walk down this street you've got to keep your dog full! I'm not sure what a pedestrian is meant to do when they come across these signs side by side. Wal...

21 Signs You Are Addicted To Facebook - Humour

You are a Facebook addict if.. 1. Facebook maintains a dedicated server to support your media uploads. 2. Your average Facebook session lasts between 78 and 96 hours. 3. The last time you saw what you ate was before Facebook was founded. 4. You and your fiancee are planning to exchange vows on Facebook. In fact you have even sent out event invitations for the same. 5. Your cat has attained celeb status on Facebook. 6. You got fired from your last job because you insisted on receiving instructions from your boss on Facebook chat. 7. You put all your money into Google's Driverless Car project so that driving doesn't interfere with your FB experience. 8. You account for 1.87% of global Facebook page views. 9. You new iPad broke down after you took it under the shower with you. 10. You directed an emotional 8 page letter to Mark Zuckerberg pleading with him to remove the 'Logout' feature from Facebook 11. You were so sho...

Funny Tweets About The TRAI 100 SMS Per Day Limit & New Regulations

What India is tweeting about the new TRAI 100 SMS-a-day Limit and the new telemarketing regulations. The tweets are arranged in no particular order. @vvpreetham : Sheesh, need to set alarm from tomorrow. Used to wake up on a FutureBazzar SMS, hit the gym on F&U, eat breakfast by Batra's SMS. @pantgovinda : thnx #TRAI  for making my life lonely.Now even dr batra,sauna belt makers,noida flat builders and futurebazaar wnt care for me. @iamnikhilmenon : Well you know what they say. If at first you don't succeed, #TRAI again. @nileshghai : SMS's mentioning 'I Love U', 'I Miss U' etc Are Promotional if sent to the GirlFriend, if sent to the Wife it is Transactional I guess. @fakingnews : Next step by #TRAI should be to automatically mark any forwarded SMS as spam. @Tanuj1089 :  Dr. Batra we had a thing goin, too bad it had to end this way. @snamboy : If SMSes were not restricted, I would have pulled off all my hair and wud've...

5 Ways To Get Rid Of Twitter Addiction - Humour

Addicted to Twitter? This is how you can get rid of your addiction. 1. Abuse others and get your account flagged. 2. Do not pay your internet bills. 3. Get addicted to Facebook for a change. 4. Join the military. 5. Enter into a contract with a charitable trust offering to pay them $100 every time you log into your twitter account.