Apr 11, 2016

Day Of Release - Funny Joke

A woman comes home to find her husband crying his eyes out.
“My goodness, what’s wrong?” she asks.
He looks up at her and says, “Do you remember 15 years ago when I got you pregnant? Your father was so flamin’ angry he said I had to marry you or go to jail?”
“Yes, I remember,” she replies, “but why are you thinking of that now?”
“Well, today is the day I would have been released!”

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