There was no time to run out of the back door, so the repairman hid inside the TV console.
The husband came in and plopped down on his favourite chair to watch some football.
Inside the TV the repairman was all squinched up getting hotter and hotter. Finally, he couldn't stand it any more. He climbed out, marched across the room and out of the front door.
The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, looked back at the set again and said, "I didn't see the referee send that guy off the field, did you?"