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Apr 16, 2016

Late Realisation - Funny Joke

"How did it happen? " the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago... "

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning. "

"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room.

She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said no, everything is fine. "Are you sure? ", she asked. "I'm sure,I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you? " she wanted to know. "I reckon not " I replied...

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg? "

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof! "

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