Apr 17, 2016

Being Sober - Funny Joke

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.

He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in through the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four! "

The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he responds, "You're drunker than I thought, that cat isn't coming in, it's going out! "

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