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Classic Definitions And Cool Meanings.

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

3. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

4. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

5. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

6. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

7. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

8. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

9. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

10. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

11. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

12. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

13. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

14. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

15. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

16. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually - sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

17. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

18. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

19. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

20. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

21. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

22. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

23. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

24. Father : A banker provided by nature.

25. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

26. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

27. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your 'confidence' there after.

28. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such articles....!
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