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Letters To God - Funny Joke

A teacher had asked her class to write a letter to God. This is what some of them wrote:

Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have? - Michael

Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. It worked with me and my brother. - Larry

Dear God:
If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey

Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get into Heaven if he uses his such words in the house? - Anita

Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma

Dear God:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Little Johnny

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