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The Beer Story

There was a brewery convention in the city and all the major players were there.

 After the conference they decided to go to a local pub and get a beer. The president for Budweiser ordered himself a Bud. 

Then the president for Miller ordered himself a Miller Genuine Draft. And the president for Coors ordered himself a Coors Lite. 

When the bartender asked Arthur Guinness what he wanted to drink he replied, “I’ll have a cup of tea.” 

The other presidents were shocked, but then thought that perhaps they had stumbled upon some sort of secret. 

They asked Mr. Guinness, “Why didn’t you order a Guinness?” Arther remarked, “If you’re not going to drink beer, neither will I.”

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