Unforgiving - Funny Joke

The visitor to the poet's wife expressed her surprise that the man of genius had failed to dedicate any one of his volumes to his wife.

Whereupon, the wife became flustered, and declared tartly:

"I never thought of that. But, as soon as you are gone, I'll look through all his books, and if that's so, I never will forgive him!"

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