Vicar And The Parrot

Vicar And The Parrot - Funny Joke

A vicar went into a pet shop to buy something that would keep him company.

“I’ve got just what you need,” said the pet shop owner.

“Take a look at this parrot. Not only does it talk but if you pull the string on his left leg he’ll sing ‘Rock of Ages’ and if you pull the string on his right leg, he’ll recite the Lord’s Prayer.”

“That is truly remarkable,” exclaimed the vicar, “but what happens if I pull both strings at the same time?” “I fall off my bloody perch,” screeched the parrot.

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